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Description

Note to customers: this game contains nudity, adult language, and other content that is intended only for ages 17 or older. BMX XXX is more than just a freestyle extreme-sports game. Along with eight BMX levels where players compete for points on grinds, jumps, and other tricks, the game boasts scripted comedic events by Hollywood writers and unlockable footage of dancers from New York's Scores nightclub. The third-generation BMX engine features more than 2,000 different tricks, split-screen multiplayer games like Paintball BMX and Strip BMX, and a create a rider feature.

Features

• In this hilariously dirty game, you're a BMX racer who makes it his business to do the wildest things possible -- on or off a bike!
• In the course of over 100 missions, you'll have to talk to pimps, homeless guys, strippers and more crazy characters, to unlock missions & awesome trick combos
• Collect coins as you race and do tricks -- then spend 'em at strip clubs and watch the boobies fly
• All kinds of silly, dirty jokes, images like dog humping and poop on the street, sure to make your BMX racing funnier than ever
• This is also one of the first games to make heavy use of the new ghost riding technique that's getting popular in the BMX world

Customer Reviews

XXXtreme
TwistaG

The controversial BMX XXX shows a lot of skin, but it's the gameplay that isn't fully fleshed out. For the uninitiated, BMX XXX merges the world of freestyle bicycle stunts with potty humor, foul language, and sex-for no apparent reason. While gamers titter over jokes about pimps, diarrhea, and words like "titter," they're also challenged to pull backflips and tailwhips throughout eight levels, including a mall and a launch pad. Since its last BMX game, developer Z-Axis has added flatland tricks, balance meters, some multiplayer modes, and ghost riding; they're all welcome additions. Otherwise, the changes are mostly cosmetic with goals involving hookers and constipation instead of just high scores and trick plateaus. Do well, and you'll unlock bonus stripper videos (edited on the PS2 but not on the Xbox). Like Mirra 2, BMX XXX features frustrating level goals as well as a camera that, in all four settings, makes it hard to line up your re-entry on a vert ramp. Say what you want about big-breasted babes and poo jokes-if tricks aren't enjoyable to pull off, it's not a fun game. Hollywood writers scribbled the script, but you'll hear the same tired lines ("Didn't I see you on World's Worst Bikers?") over and over again. And yes, even the vulgarity gets old. Thankfully, the high-energy licensed soundtrack comes through, even if the sharp visuals are plagued by occasional slowdown and collision problems. Acclaim and Z-Axis set out to create the American Pie of gaming, and they've succeeded on the crude humor front-but with a high frustration factor and graphical glitches, BMX XXX fails to completely satisfy.

Wow, this game sucks
C. Carabine

If I hadn't found this for next to nothing I wouldn't have bought it in the first place. That said, this game is a pathetic attempt to take a terrible bmx game and try to salvage it and cash in on the pubescent crowd by putting stripper videos as prizes. The "prizes" are fully censored advertisments for strip clubs. There is no skin shown in this game that you haven't seen at the mall.The game itself isn't worth the cd it's printed on.

Amazing, hours and hours of fun.
M. Nelson

This game is one of the best I've played in the past couple years. The controls take only about an hour to master. The missions are hard but all can be accomplished with a day of practice. This game is not a thinking game, it's a fun game. I've been playing it for about 2 hours a day for the past 4 days and I just finished the first level. This is not a game you will finish on the first day and never pick up again.

It was good and funny But it was Awkward
Dude

It was good and funny But it was Awkward. It's different from any other biker game I ever played. If you are really into biker games this is still pretty good.

so funny...
Andrew Blevins

Nastalgic... Brings me back to some great times. I even remember the codes. Wish I had the same skills at playing that I had before.

Fun?
Dan

I rented this game for my PS2 becuase I was interested to try it. It uses the same formula as Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 where you go up to people and they then give you a goal. That is a good feature but you also have a health meter which stinks becuase you could be doing really good but then you fall and lose your health and then your done. The goals are really boring to becuase most of them are find 5 of these or go get 5 or those. Which is really boring. So I say you avoid this game at all costs.